Embark on a nature retreat at this memorable getaway! Revel in two charming tiny houses and indulge in all the Sorry Charlie Ranch amenities, including an inground pool, outdoor kitchen, fire pit, playscape, stargazing, and breathtaking country views. The first house accommodates 5 guests, while the second house comfortably sleeps 2. In the outdoor kitchen, savor your choice of a gas or charcoal grill, refrigerator and essential dishware. Come evening cozy up to the campfire for s'mores. Retreat to the serene Sorry Charlie Ranch, a perfect haven to unwind and rejuvenate after a busy day. Wake up refreshed in our clean, sunny tiny houses with stunning sunrise views, ready to explore the local wonders like the river, New Braunfels, Seguin, San Marcos, San Antonio, or Austin—all within an hour's drive. Feel a world away from the hustle and bustle while being conveniently close to downtown San Antonio or Austin. Collect local ingredients for a delightful meal in our full outdoor kitchen. Both houses are approximately 216 square feet with high vaulted ceilings and offer a spacious feel. Relax on the front porch, taking in the nature views, ensuring a great night's sleep, even for the kids on the three high bunk bed. Explore the common area with one of the region's largest privately owned pools, complete with a slide, or unwind poolside. In the evening, enjoy a soak and stargazing in our 5-person hot tub. Let the kids expend energy in the playhouse or on the in-ground trampoline while you relax on the deck or at the bar. The full outdoor kitchen, equipped with a refrigerator, microwave, toaster oven, 2-burner electric hot plate, cookware, spices, and dining ware, offers everything you need. Additional amenities include gas and charcoal grills, a separate grilling area, a 16-foot farmhouse table, and an open fire for family time and s'mores. Don't forget to venture down the boardwalk for breathtaking stargazing views. For those wanting to enhance their grilling skills, inquire about our grilling experiences—an opportunity to impress friends and family. Animal lovers will delight in the menagerie, featuring goats, a sheep, chickens, a cat, and our affectionate dog, Charlie. Whether seeking modern luxuries or a countryside escape, this tiny house retreat is the ultimate stay. Your best memories await you. Dive into fun in the huge inground pool, open from April to November, with depths ranging from 4 to 8 feet. The kids will love the exhilarating slide as you relax in the hot tub.