自我介绍

If you're looking for a host who doubles as a stand-up comedian (emphasis on the 'stand-up' part because I'm vertically gifted), you've stumbled upon the right profile. From perfectly fluffed pillows to expertly timed mum jokes, your stay will be filled with laughter and hopefully some decent sleep too. Just remember, the only thing I take more seriously than hospitality is my secret talent for juggling...reviews. Can't wait to host you!"