Howdy Y'all! Calling all weirdos, culture vultures, and extraterrestrial enthusiasts: "The Cosmic Corral" awaits. Welcome to our otherworldly desert escape. Hovered above downtown Joshua Tree, a short mosey to the park, our 1.5-acre oasis offers a unique experience to all aliens, cowboys, and city slickers alike. Allow yourself to be beamed up while taking in the Milky Way from a cozy trough (a hot tub to you city folk) of boiling water. See you soon, space cowboys and cowgirls. SPACE COWBOY SUITE Y'all are in for a celestial treat with our Space Cowboy-themed suite. Saddle up and prepare to embark on a cosmic journey where the rugged charm of the Wild West meets the vast wonders of the cosmos. * KING BED - A STELLAR OASIS: Picture this partner: a luxurious king-sized bed that'll make you feel like you're drifting through the Milky Way. The headboard? Crafted from reclaimed wood, it is reminiscent of a spacefaring cowboy's trusty starship. It's not just a bed; it's your personal launchpad into the sweetest dreams this side of the galaxy. * GIANT SLIDING GLASS DOORS - STARGAZING EXTRAVAGANZA: Throwback those giant sliding glass doors, and behold a spectacle that'd make any space cowboy tip their hat in awe. The expansive windows reveal a panoramic view of the cosmic ballet. Whether it's the radiant glow of a full moon or a canvas of twinkling stars, this view is downright otherworldly. * BLACKOUT CURTAINS - WRANGLE THE NIGHT SKY FOR A PEACEFUL SLEEP: Fear not, weary traveler. When it's time to call it a night, shut those blackout curtains, and you'll be enveloped in a pitch-black embrace. No celestial interference to disturb your slumber. Just you, your dreams, and a night as serene as the great expanse of space itself. * DEDICATED WORK SPACE - SADDLE UP FOR PRODUCTIVITY: We've corralled a dedicated workspace for the space cowboy with business on their mind. A sleek desk adorned with a zero-gravity lava lamp is where you can lasso those emails and wrangle those reports. Unleash your inner cosmic cowboy while you conquer the frontier of productivity. CELESTIAL LOUNGE A neon HOWDY illuminates the room with a welcoming glow, inviting you to kick off those space boots and make yourself at home in our celestial lounge, where the cosmic vibes continue. The space is adorned with an INDOOR FIREPLACE that could warm even the coldest space travelers. Gather 'round after a day of galactic exploration and cozy up for a night of Old Westerns or space flicks from a true space cowboy command center - a cozy PULL-OUT COUCH THAT MORPHS INTO A FULL-SIZED BED. If you're hankering for a midnight snack, mosy on over to our FULLY STOCKED KITCHEN or to our RUSTIC DINING TABLE, where space cowboys and cowgirls alike can gather for a feast or to share tales of cosmic encounters. It's the perfect spot to unwind after adventuring in Joshua Tree National Park. ALIEN OASIS Embark on a journey beyond the ordinary in our Alien Oasis. At the heart of the Cosmic Corral lies a sizeable HOT TUB gently illuminated with starlight string lights, beckoning weary space travelers to a starry soak beneath the canvas of the night sky. A cozy hammock swings next to the hot tub, inviting you to experience zero gravity and a cosmic breeze. Directly outside your suite, you'll find plenty of outdoor seating which beckons you to cozy up in a warm blanket and gather 'round the fire pit, where flames dance like solar flares. BOOK YOUR COSMIC GETAWAY Ready to lasso the stars and live like a space cowboy? Reserve your spot in our cosmic oasis now, where the spirit of the frontier meets the wonders of the cosmos. Whether you're a space cowboy, an alien enthusiast, or simply seeking out a unique retreat, the Cosmic Corral awaits your arrival. Book now and let the adventure begin... y'all are in for a stellar experience that's truly out of this world! Disclaimer: No real cowboy hats were harmed in the creation of this space cowboy haven. Any resemblance to actual space cowboys, living or celestial, is purely coincidental.